You put in these long hours; you put in these long days,
Now its time for you to smile, to dance, to be at rest
Thank you, we are already missing you. We wish you a happy retirement.
Here is to wishing you all the best.
You are the world’s greatest friend and colleague.

A Kindred Retirement for a Life Long Friend:
The years have flown by.
Some have been good. Some have been trying,
Some years have been impossible.
However, I could always count on one thing.
That is your smiling face,
Your kindred spirit lifted me on friendship wings.
Your unflinching friendship kept me afloat when life seemed destined to sink my heart.
So now, the day of your retirement is upon us, All I can say is that I wish you all the best.
You have been here for me all these years. You have been my rock, my true north.
You were always my friend in the trenches.
What more can I say then you and your work made me a better person.
So now, as you move on with this next step in your life,
Always know that you will have a friend in me.
Here is to wishing you all the best in the years to come.
My kindred friend, a good rest is well deserved.

Retirement wishes for a parent
Mom you raised me to always place value in a hard days work.
You raised me to always value the dollar, and what it means.
Everyday you put in long hours, Sleepless nights, and worrisome afternoons,
Just to make sure I had what I needed, and what I wanted.
Now its time for you to take a break,
To stretch your arms out wide,
Breathe in life, and enjoy all the success and honors you have achieved.
Nevertheless, you should always know one thing,
You can never retire from being the greatest mom in the world.
You were always there for me, now its time for me to be there for you.

GIFT BASKET THEMES

1. Golf Lovers Basket

It may be a bit cliché but a large majority of retired men intend to play a lot of golf and a golf driving range gift certificate or golf course membership would fit perfectly in a gift basket. It can be a center piece of a golf themed gift basket which could include golf gloves, tees, balls, shoes, and any other golf related item you can think of. here’s a couple of funny gift ideas, you can get the DVD Dwarf on Golf or all used products in the basket before giving the real basket.

2. Exercise or Fitness Theme

Many people say they want to exercise more but the eight do not have the time or they don’t want to spend the money. If you think your retiree would be interested in a gym membership you can center a gift basket on a gym gift card and take those excuses away. You can include weight lifting gloves, exercise clothes, protein and nutritional bars, vitamins, head bands, and other like gym going products. Again, for a laugh you can personalize a T-shirt, towel, a big supply of sports cream for all the aches and pains, make a funny exercise tutorial or whatever else you can think of that would be funny.

If a gym membership is not ideal but you think the person would want to exercise you can still do a gift basket but gear it more towards exercises that can be done at home. Include some exercise videos (P90X or Turbo Jam for example), exercise bands, weighted aerobics gloves, yoga mat, exercise cloths, different fitness drinks and foods, small weights, roller blades, running shoes, and so on. The combination’s or themes are truly endless. Again, for fun you can include a funny videos, exercise for dummies manual, a funny list of do’s and don’ts, and a funny list of motivational quotes.

3. Day Spa Theme

For the person that needs to relax and be taken cared of send them to a spa for a day so they can get that much needed massage, acupuncture treatment, and aroma therapy. The basket can include some soft nature music, candles, lotions and oils, massaging tools, foot soaker, facial creams, and anything else that will go along with the theme. The mockery that can be created with this can get crude in a hurry, but having funny labels on the lotions, creative titles of manuals, hair waxing products, toe jam cures, and so on. Like I said this one could get funny so have fun with it.

4. Sports and Recreational Themes

A lot of people are fanatical about a specific sport, so you can do a football themed gift basket including tickets to a game, or for a tennis player buy a racket. Where I live people are nuts for the Ohio State Buckeyes so buying a golf bag with Brutus the Buckeye on the side, or football jersey with his or her name on the back would go a long way. To get a laugh buy something that is totally irrelevant to the sport like ping pong ball for a golfer or soccer ball for a basketball fan. A big gag is making a basket of a rival sports teams products, but keep it inexpensive because most of it will never see the light of day.

All these ideas can be perfect for a women or mens gift. If you are looking for bigger items like elliptical machines, treadmills, or other gym equipment go to EllipticalMachinMan.com to see some reviews and lists of different products. I hope you have fun with your retiree’s gifts and can use some of the themes provided to get a great idea.

Fishing can be considered a career as well as a hobby. Either way, a person doesn’t become involved with fishing unless they enjoy it. The person may be a easy-going small-time fisherman. Sitting in his boat on the river or on the lake. Perhaps he’s into big-game fishing, going out on the open water to catch huge types such as Swordfishes or Marlins.

What ever the type of fishing endeavor a person engages in, retirement gifts for the fisherman at heart is one of the most rewarding and memorable mens gifts to be given.

What to get the person who loves to fish may be harder than actually catching them. Here are some guidelines on what type of things could best fit as a fisherman retirement gift.

When it comes to the hobbyist, fishing is a way to relax from the career he’s had for so many years. He wants to go out and enjoy the act without stress or to just to relieve stress. The personal preferences of the retiree should be taken into consideration. If the person like to fish for freshwater fishes, he’s accustomed with certain fish like freshwater trout, bass and others. His equipment will be suited for that type of fishing, smaller rod, lighter weight string and other accessories and much more.

A good way to know what to give a hobbyist fisherman on his retirement from work is to check what he might need in his arsenal of equipment. Add a personal touch by engraving the gift you will be giving him. If you want to go all out, then why not get him a whole kit that will brighten his journeys.

As for the professional fisher, he acquires fishes in a different manner. His fishing pole is not his primary choice of tool, instead he uses an array of things, such as a large fishing nets and boats to reel in fishes by the bulk. The professional fisherman does his work out on the open sea where these items will be needed.

If the person is a professional fisherman, you might want to think along the line of getting him as a retirement gift, some type of memorabilia like a personalized engraved cast model of a ship he’s been riding in, or perhaps anything that would memorialize his spent years in providing the needed fish for everyone.

In this manner, a fishing pole and fishing kit would be the most logical and concrete retirement gift. Fisherman retirement gifts are given to maintain and keep the passion of fishing even after a retiree has lessened his load for fishing.

This is just one of the many retirement gifts for men.